In Happy Gilmore, Shooter McGavin’s “you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?” line highlights the film’s over-the-top rivalry and his smug, antagonistic personality. The quote became iconic for its absurd humor and perfectly captures the comedic clash between Shooter’s arrogance and Happy’s unfiltered comebacks.

Sizing

Please check the sizing chart carefully before ordering.
Since each item is made to order, we cannot guarantee sizing changes after production begins. We do not accept size exchanges.

Product Notes

Colors may vary slightly from photos due to screen settings and the printing process. 

Some designs feature intentional distressed effects to enhance their vintage appearance. 

Production & Shipping

All items are made to order, just for you.

Please allow 3-5 days for printing and production before your order ships.

Estimated delivery after production:
• USA: 5–7 business days
• International: 7–14 business days

Shipping times are estimates and may vary, especially during holidays or high-volume periods.

Free shipping is included on all orders.

Returns & Issues

Because items are made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges.

However, if your item arrives damaged, defective, or there is a shipping issue, please contact us and we will make it right.